So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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