Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I've blown a few things in my day
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
