? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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