i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You smell like stripper and shame
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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