yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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