we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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