just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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