ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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