Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
