the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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