I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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