There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Randomize
