just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
honey bunches of taint.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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