How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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