let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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