I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Can i not drive my cunt home
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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