You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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