He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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