so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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