i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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