I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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