I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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