How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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