fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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