I would go down on you faster than GM stock
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
