Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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