his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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