Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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