People in love make me want to vomit
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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