All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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