youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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