We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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