thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
