We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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