Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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