Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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