i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I hope mine doesn't look like that
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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