I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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