My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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