I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Randomize
