No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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