He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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