sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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