Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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