Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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