i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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