Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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