margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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