Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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