I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize