Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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