I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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