Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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