You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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