this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Randomize
