I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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